Top Ten Things Not Poppin

Its a bleek day today...so lets talk about the Top Ten Things Not Poppin

10). Rain in Chicago..its June

9.) Baseball...sorry not into it. Especially when its that summer gap and theres no sports on except baseball (and cycling, my hidden favorite sport)

8.) Vitamin Water 10...just tastes like a sugar plum fairy pissed in a bottle.

7.) Twitter bots...I dont need fake porn stars following me. just the real ones

6.) Women in leggings...who shouldn't be

5.) Men in leggings...never should be

4.) Rapper beef. Eventually I get over anyone's beef.

3.) Trade rumors of Shaq to the Cavs...I aint with it

2.) This damn cold I got. Damn swines running around

1.) Rain in NY....I can't be washed out my first summer in NY. Thats no bueno.