Twitter me this

A great deal of us are on twitter now. I know we all know someone who says "what's twitter? and why would I do that?". To those simple minded folk, just join and learn as you go.

This week topic will be "Top Ten People On Twitter Who Shouldn't Be"

10.) MC Hammer aka @MCHammer
gold pants don't make you cool, even on twitter. Hammer needs to go read a book

9.) Arnold Schwarzenegger aka @schwarzenegger
why is the governor on twitter? doesn't he have enough work to do? does he sign off everynight and twit "i'll be back"?

8.) Michael Phelps aka @Michael_Phelps
you can't twitter under water

7.) Yoko Ono aka @yokoono
a whole generation of people resent you. disappear

6.) Xzibit aka @mrxtothaz
you can't pimp my twitter page

5.) Al Gore aka @algore
twitter does not increase the rate of global warming. nor will it be solved via twitters

4.) Ashton Kuther aka @aplusk
I just don't like all his twitter hype. yeah im a twitter hater so what?

3.) Demi Moore aka @mrskutcher
see #4

2.) Elijah Wood aka @elijahwood
he's not lord of the twitter. he can this his azz back to the shire

and the number 1 person who shouldn't be on twitter...

1.) Oprah aka @oprah
first off, she has over 1 million followers but only follows 13. Thats way too skewed. Then she just tweets once a day and tries to send positive messages. Dave Chappelle made it clear, we can care less about Oprah's positivity. We wanna know what she does behind the lights and closed doors. And why Stedmond hasn't trapped her. Maybe he should join twitter so we can see what he has to think since O doesn't let him talk to anyone. Oprah, we applaud your effort to remain young and relevant, but give it up. Twitters not for you